That's because Halloween remains unburdened by family dinners and feigned goodwill to men.
Also, even the socially challenged manage to land invitations to parties, especially if they have pets. Enterprising vets and pet supply retailers host those galas.
Fortunately, there's still time for lawyers and law students to put together their costumes. Here are the best for 2017:
For couples. Ruth Bader Ginsburg/Neil Gorsuch together in judicial robes. Depending on one's ideology, either of those will appear beaten up.
Opioid. It's the new tobacco, asbestos, lead paint. Let the good times roll for both plaintiff and defense lawyers.
Robot. It's fun to be hated. Being liked is over-rated. And robots are the most hated entities in professional life. Bill Gates wants a tax on businesses which use robots.
Jack McCoy. How we miss the original "Law & Order."
Megyn Kelly or other Jones Day alumni. There could be a jinx on all of them. Great meme for Halloween.
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