When the universe was giving out gifts, it gave Abovethelaw.com head writer Elie Mystal not only high intelligence, verbal brilliance, and charisma. It also allowed him the ability to hold a relationship together. That kind of connection crazy glue is harder and harder to find, either online or in brick and mortar.
Elie and his wife are celebrating their eighth anniversary. Baby to be will make it Three Mystals. I have a hunch Elie will discourage the offspring from embarking on excessive schooling.
If Elie does go through with his plan to purchase a motorcycle, we hope that the universe will give him the additional gift of being alert in traffic.